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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 03:00

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

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Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Yes sir it is.

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.